Honest Futa

m0RV here.  (Who else would it be?)

So naturally, in my line of work, I deal with plenty of “futa” fans.  Let’s say you’ve managed to avoid knowing what a futa is, somehow.  First, run an image search for it, and you’ll see it’s a woman, usually very sexualized, but with a dude’s genitals.  “Futa” is slang for futanari, a Japanese word meaning, “hermaphrodite”.  Classic futanari has only the penis without the scrotum or testicles, and just beneath that, a vagina whose clit is the shaft of the penis.  I’m gunna touch very briefly on the structural issues with this idea.

The penis is basically a huge vein split into three parts, one on the bottom, two on the sides.  A fair way of explaining it to the ladies is:  It’s a big clitoris on a meat-stick.  However, for the organ to remain firm once engorged, it needs access to a big supply of blood.   This is why it curves down through the interior of the pelvis and pops out just in front of the anus, traveling along under the pelvis and between the testes, finally emerging just above the scrotum.  Using this route, it has access to as much blood as it ever needs and can literally stiffen in a matter of seconds.  Herein lies the problem with classic futa gals.  The idea that a vagina can exist with a penis for a clit is silly, because the vagina itself occupies much of the route needed by the penis, for blood-flow.  Sure, a clit can stiffen, but a clit is tiny.  A penis, by comparison, is enormous.  So if a penis was rigged where a clitoris should be, its heft and demand for blood would disable its ability to get stiff, unless it was very tiny.  And even if it could get hard, it would lack the leverage to thrust effectively, because there would be no counterbalance winding under the pelvis and between the legs.  So a stiff futa penis would feel soft, even when engorged.

There are alternate ways to explain the anatomy of a futa, but these ways change the structure of the pelvis and its inner workings entirely.  And even if you manage to justify the means by which the blood flows, you still haven’t addressed the lack of testosterone a futa exhibits.  Think about it.  If she’s flowing with femininity, large-breasted and broad-hipped, estrogen is coursing through her.  Estrogen competes with testosterone.  This is why “transsexual women” who use hormones struggle to achieve firm erections.  Also, if these futa gals have testosterone, why doesn’t it manifest in any other physical way than in a virile penis?  Shouldn’t they be hairier, have thicker limbs, have increased muscle density, be masculine in general?  Testosterone is not a uniquely human substance.  We find it all over the animal kingdom, and among mammals, it usually manifests in the ways listed above.

But it gets crazier!

              Over the last few decades, futanari has evolved to include testicles in most instances, and sometimes extremely large ones.  Now, numerous studies suggest a correlation between testicular size and testosterone present in the body.  So if these freaks have huge balls, they should also have heavy beards and heavy bones, but they don’t…  In fact, they look ripe for motherhood, soft and curvaceous, and most damningly, many of them are large-breasted.

              “Aw come on, m0RV!  Grow an imagination!  Don’t be a buzzkill!”

You know I’m predisposed to loving fantasy myself.  Otherwise, why would I produce it?  This entry isn’t about bashing a popular metaphor for sexual feelings, it’s about exploring my reasons for never having been satisfied with the genre.  I had to know why, specifically.  Now I do, so it’s time to change the tone completely:  Part of me loves futa porn, truly, but I think I’m a little more honest with myself than most people can afford to be.  So this month, and in months to come, I’ll be including futa in my work, but in a very unique way…  It’s a subgenre I’m calling “Honest Futa”.  It’s tough to describe without raising biases, so I think the best way to introduce you, is to show you.  Unfortunately, that means I’ll have to wait to finish this article.  In the meantime, you can get further hints on the Patreon.

Till next time.